Knee-slappers #1

The scene: a wire transfers department at a banking office.

Two men sit in adjoining cubicles, Wire Guy and Paul. A woman, Loan Lady, walks up to Wire Guy to inquire about a wire transfer.

Loan Lady: Has that money come in for me yet?

Wire Guy: Not yet. I’ll let you know when it does.

Loan Lady walks over to Paul.

Loan Lady: How about you? Do you have my money?

Paul: No, they don’t trust me with money. They’re afraid I’ll burn myself.

*Rimshot

Loan Lady didn’t appreciate my brand of humor. At least Wire Guy enjoyed it.